Soz I’ve been ignoring yall tons because I am JOBHUNTING. That means any time spent on a computer (note: not MY computer, A computer, remember those days?) is not involved doing anything I want to do.
It’s not all bad, I still get to talk about myself all the time! But in a mixture of blatant lies and words that are synonyms just for the sake of it ‘demonstrate, illustrate, show, evidence’. I genuinely don’t think I am a superb anything but today I have told several complete strangers that I think I’m superb at a whole range of things I had to google. I basically consider myself to be experienced at something just because I’ve met someone who talked about it.
I don’t know if this happens to everyone, but when I look for jobs in a newspaper or summut I find about 20 for which I would be completely perfect, at establishments that are themselves perfect ie represent all of my morals and are situated next door. On going back through them I realise there are actually abut 5 that I am in any way qualified for and of those probably 1 that doesn’t require 18 years experience doing the exact job that you are applying for.
Well, I’ve applied for 4 jobs today, sent my CV to two agencies and I’m about to apply for 4 more. I will keep you updated as to my employment status as soon as I have one.
In the meantime it’s bread sandwiches and self-hatred ahoy!